What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?

An i-salsa-les triangle

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of sea men.

A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless.

Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!

Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle?

So that it'll fit inside the box.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

If everything like planes and ships go missing in the Bermuda triangle

We should throw all our trash and plastic in there to save the planet.

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band, but I left...

Because it was always just one ting after another

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What happened to the triangle after he saw porn for the first time?

He became erectangle

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle?

1. Surround yourself with relatives.
2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!



PS:- Extra effective if you are Asian, especially Indian!

Edit : True Story.. I am an Indian and I approve this >\_<

What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?

The Harrypotenuse

[garden of eden]

**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?

**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.

**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?

**Eve:** 10

**Snake:** Thanksss

**Adam:** How did you calculate that?

**Eve:** Oh no.

What newspaper does a triangle read?

...the *hypotenews*

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Three kingdoms lay on a triangle lake

One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this story telling and legal battling came to no conclusion...

I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras.

Thanks for every ting.

Gianna, a beautiful woman, was in the midst of a love triangle with two best friends, Nathan and Joel

Obviously this caused tension between the besties, and as such also troubled Gianna - she liked each one equally.

So on the 11th of February, she spoke to the two lovestruck rivals and challenged them.

"On Valentine's Day, each of you will get me a card - no gift, only a card. The one ...

What do you call an acute triangle that is dangerous?

A bermute triangle!

A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

I once worked with a very musically talented Jamaican who, after years of auditions for various instruments, got a gig in the local orchestra playing the triangle - not his first choice. One day he came in super stressed looking. I said "What's up? Can't handle the pressure of performing on stage?"

He says, "You have no idea mon, I be responsible for every ting."

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

It's so sad I just realized Earth isn't a triangle shape!!

Well I guess there isn't any point in life anymore

I’ve never understood the stereotype that Asian people are good at math,

so I decided to test it out.

I went up to at least 100 different people in China and asked them a couple of math questions

The first was “What is 109 squared?”. Around 68% of them answered correctly, which I was shocked about.

Then I asked “If 2 lengths of a triangle are 37 and ...

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

What's it called when a triangle has multiple partners?

Polygony.

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion...

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”

theachers

teacher: Do you even have a brain

Student: yes, but it is like the bermuda triangle, information goes in and then... it is never found again

My friend and I were having a heated argument about the angle of a triangle

Things got messy and we went off tangent

Why was the triangle sent to hell?

Cos sin

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

A: They were right for each other

How do triangles talk to each other?

Sine language

How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

A mummy calls a restaurant

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon.

It’s considered a sin.

Why did the mathematician shout “triangle!” At a deaf person?

He was speaking sine language

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle?

The bermuda triangle has three points.

Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

My wife told me length doesn’t matter, but I caught her cheating on me with some guy named Pythagorus.

I knew the moment our paths crossed my life would take a different trajectory.

Just wasn’t expecting it to end in a love triangle. I guess I didn’t understand the magnitude of the situation.

Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

What do you call a triangle with four sides and a serious drinking problem?

A wrecked angle.

Why is it called a right triangle?

Because there are no degrees left!

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED?

A rectangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What do you call a triangle that gets into an accident?

A Wreckedangle

I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him.

She chose the ladder.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do you call the longest side of a suicidal right-angled triangle?

The hypotenoose.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

I tried making a small triangle out of paper...

It looked more like a fortune cookie

That was unfortunate.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

Recycled ones. But love them. 36 Math jokes and puns

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

How did the right triangle commit suicide?

With a Hypote-noose

Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle?

Your sinuses.

One day the triangle player of an orchestra gets very ill and goes to the hospital.

He spends the entire day practising despite his fever and all his constant sneezing and sniffling. The next day, he goes home to find his house surrounded by police cars.

He asks a police officer, "What happened?"

The officer replies, "Your conductor came by your house to talk to you ...

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.”

Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?"

How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?

He had an acute pain in his side!

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The truth-talking dog

A man had built great wealth, touring the globe with a truth-talking dog.

A friendly local thought this was too good to be true and paid the $50 entry fee to see for himself.

As he entered, the dog started immediately:
“Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon”
“The square ro...

What kind of animal lives in a triangle

Hippotenuse

If you build a triangle with sticks.

Would it be, twigernometry?

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen.


Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What did the triangle say to the preacher?

Forgive me father for I have sin().

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Dave wanted to send a letter to his girlfriend..

So he goes to the nearby market to buy an envelope. Just as he is about to enter the store, a man rushes out the market, furious,yelling and swearing. Dave didn't want to get in the mans way and just lets him pass. He enters the store and finds the cashier, a young lady, crying.

"Is everythi...

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

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Man: Doctor i think i have a problem, everywhere i look i see naked women

Doctor: interesting. Alright let's see. *doctor draws a circle on paper.* What do you see here?

Man: A naked woman

Doctor: Hmm. *draws a rectangle on paper.* And what do you see here?

Man: A naked woman again

Doctor: Alright. *draws a triangle on paper*. And here?

...

Why was Yoda bad at geometry?

Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles

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Four men and their dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man as an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took...

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