A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless.

Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.

Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle?

So that it'll fit inside the box.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of sea men.

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?

An i-salsa-les triangle

WHY AREN'T THERE MANY JOKES ABOUT TRIANGLES?

Because some of them are Obtuse

What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?

The Bermuda wreck tangle

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Three kingdoms border a lake in the shape of an obtuse triangle

One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this storytelling and legal battling came to no conclusion,...

I've started playing the triangle in a reggae band

I stand at the back and ting

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!

My room is like the Bermuda triangle

stuff goes in and is never seen again.

If everything like planes and ships go missing in the Bermuda triangle

We should throw all our trash and plastic in there to save the planet.

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Why did the trigonometrical ratio of a triangle go to jail?

Because cos B is a sexual offender.

I saw a right triangle resting under a tree.

I thought, "Wow, 90 degrees in the shade!"

I'm really pleased that our band has just signed a Jamaican triangle player.

Now every little *ting* is gonna be all right!

I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.”

Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?“

ADHD Joke

Roses are red violets are blue ADHD be like Fire truck,triangle,circle,glue.

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

I love bacon sandwiches cut into little triangles...

Strip clubs are awesome!

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What happened to the triangle after he saw porn for the first time?

He became erectangle

I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras.

Thanks for every ting.

A quick knock knock joke

Me: Knock knock

Reddit: Who's there?

Me: Wu

Reddit: Wu, who?

Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were walking down a deserted road when they stumbled upon a pot filled with gold coins

After a few moments they all agreed that being men of God, they can't take all the gold for themselves. They have to give something back to God. The Priest said: i'm going to draw a square on the ground and throw the pot high in the air. Whatever fells inside the square is mine to take, whatever ...

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My Wife is missing.

Husband:

My wife is missing.

She went out yesterday and has not come home...



Sergeant at Police Station:

What is her height?



Husband:

Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



Sergeant:

Weight?



Husb...

What newspaper does a triangle read?

...the *hypotenews*

I once worked with a very musically talented Jamaican who, after years of auditions for various instruments, got a gig in the local orchestra playing the triangle - not his first choice. One day he came in super stressed looking. I said "What's up? Can't handle the pressure of performing on stage?"

He says, "You have no idea mon, I be responsible for every ting."

Donald Trump has been tested..

He managed to get the square into the square slot but struggled with the triangle and circle.

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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How did the triangle kill itself?

It used a hypotenuse.

How to create your very own Bermuda triangle?

1. Surround yourself with relatives.
2. Submerge in their expectations. Watch all your hopes and dreams disappear!



PS:- Extra effective if you are Asian, especially Indian!

Edit : True Story.. I am an Indian and I approve this >\_<

Two triangles are having difficulty buying an apartment.

It turns out they needed to cosine.

How do triangles commit suicide?

With a hypotenoose

Gianna, a beautiful woman, was in the midst of a love triangle with two best friends, Nathan and Joel

Obviously this caused tension between the besties, and as such also troubled Gianna - she liked each one equally.

So on the 11th of February, she spoke to the two lovestruck rivals and challenged them.

"On Valentine's Day, each of you will get me a card - no gift, only a card. The one ...

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion...

...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

What do you call an acute triangle that is dangerous?

A bermute triangle!

What's it called when a triangle has multiple partners?

Polygony.

Why was the triangle sent to hell?

Cos sin

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Why don’t triangles have an SSA Congruence Theorem?

‘Cause that would be ass-backwards.

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

A: They were right for each other

How do triangles talk to each other?

Sine language

Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon.

It’s considered a sin.

Nobody in the world knows what those tiny sideways triangles on a keyboard mean.

Well, more or less.

I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him.

She chose the ladder.

Why did the mathematician shout “triangle!” At a deaf person?

He was speaking sine language

Why isn’t Taylor Swift a pair of congruent triangles?

Because there’s no ASS

What do you call a triangle with four sides and a serious drinking problem?

A wrecked angle.

I’ve never understood the stereotype that Asian people are good at math,

so I decided to test it out.

I went up to at least 100 different people in China and asked them a couple of math questions

The first was “What is 109 squared?”. Around 68% of them answered correctly, which I was shocked about.

Then I asked “If 2 lengths of a triangle are 37 and ...

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle?

The bermuda triangle has three points.

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The bartender says, “Y, long face.”

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

One day the triangle player of an orchestra gets very ill and goes to the hospital.

He spends the entire day practising despite his fever and all his constant sneezing and sniffling. The next day, he goes home to find his house surrounded by police cars.

He asks a police officer, "What happened?"

The officer replies, "Your conductor came by your house to talk to you ...

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED?

A rectangle.

[garden of eden]

**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?

**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.

**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?

**Eve:** 10

**Snake:** Thanksss

**Adam:** How did you calculate that?

**Eve:** Oh no.

What do you call a triangle that gets into an accident?

A Wreckedangle

Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle?

Your sinuses.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

Today, in math class, we had to label triangles.

I would tell you the answers, but they're all classified now.

How did the right triangle commit suicide?

With a Hypote-noose

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

A mummy calls a restaurant

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

How can you tell if a triangle is dead?

It won't show any sines of life.

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

How did the triangle know he had appendicitis?

He had an acute pain in his side!

If you build a triangle with sticks.

Would it be, twigernometry?

What did the triangle say to the preacher?

Forgive me father for I have sin().

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

theachers

teacher: Do you even have a brain

Student: yes, but it is like the bermuda triangle, information goes in and then... it is never found again

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen.


Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude?

Do it with SAS.

What kind of animal lives in a triangle

Hippotenuse

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

My wife told me length doesn’t matter, but I caught her cheating on me with some guy named Pythagorus.

I knew the moment our paths crossed my life would take a different trajectory.

Just wasn’t expecting it to end in a love triangle. I guess I didn’t understand the magnitude of the situation.

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