Trigonometry Jokes

Because Jesus took away their sin.

I don't think that's a good sine

She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.

Sin language

But graphing is where I draw the line!

A Hippopotenuse.

COS Law!

Miss Calculation.

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Trigonometry. There's a lot of sin involved.

They needed someone to cosine.

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

I was hoping for a sine from above

he said:
"Sine me up!"

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

sin cos tan

I was looking for a sine from up above

They dont sin

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

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Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Please don't go off on a tangent.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

is brought before a judge for his preliminary hearing.

"What is the charge, counsel?", the judge asks.

"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."

"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

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When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t... read more