Trigonometry Jokes

Because Jesus took away their sin.

I don't think that's a good sine

...you should see my tan lines today

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

COS Law!

She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.

A Hippopotenuse.

I was hoping for a sine from above

Sin language

Miss Calculation.

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Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

They needed someone to cosine.

They dont sin

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

he said:
"Sine me up!"

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Trigonometry. There's a lot of sin involved.

Please don't go off on a tangent.

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

I was looking for a sine from up above

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Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

Widths.

who asked the school teacher, “I hear you teach trigonometry?”

The teacher said, “Yes, that is correct.”

The hillbilly said, “I want you to teach my son then, because he’s the worst shot in the whole family.”

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

"What is the charge, counsel?" The judge asks.

"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."

"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

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When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t... read more