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### Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?

Because Jesus took away their sin.

### My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine

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### 90% of Alabama Highschoolers demonstrated proficiency in Trigonometry last year...

...It's all that fucking around with Cosin(e)s.

### My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry.

She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.

Sin language

### I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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### I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

A Hippopotenuse.

COS Law!

### Beauty contests are becoming a popular way to promote things. For instance, the winner of the Trigonometry Club's beauty pageant was crowned....

Miss Calculation.

Miss Guided

Encyclopedia Brittanica pageant winner:
Miss Information

### If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?

Trigonometry. There's a lot of sin involved.

### Why did the student need to get a guardian to help them with their trigonometry homework?

They needed someone to cosine.

### I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

### We were learning trigonometry in math

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

### I always prayed before my trigonometry tests..

I was hoping for a sine from above

he said:
"Sine me up!"

### Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

### My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.

### Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin

Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

### Man, you have no idea how much I hate trigonometry.

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

### Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

### I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

sin cos tan

### I would also look towards the sky before my trigonometry test

I was looking for a sine from up above

They dont sin

### After I made too many jokes about trigonometry, my friend told me he was going to smack me with a cosh if I kept it up.

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

### A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

### Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?

Please don't go off on a tangent.

### My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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### My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

### A man in rural Arkansas ...

is brought before a judge for his preliminary hearing.

"What is the charge, counsel?", the judge asks.

"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."

"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."

### There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.

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### TIFU...well it was actually yesterday, so YIFU by singing a Sam Cooke song for my GF on Valentine's Day:

Me:
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me, too
What a wonderful world this would be

### Do you know any maths jokes?

Yeah |ly|

When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

### Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

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### The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...