Because Jesus took away their sin.

That’s because I don’t understand sine language

I don't think that's a good sine

...you should see my tan lines today

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

I was looking for a sine from up above

Because the catholics are afraid of Sin and the Irish people can't Tan.

Cos it has a lot of sin

They dont sin

SinNos/CosNos=TanNos

While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life up in the mountains somewhere.

Sure I’ll do trigonometry.

Sure, I’ll do algebra.

But graphing, is where I draw the line.

Sure, I’ll do algebra.

But graphing, is where I draw the line.

I always went off on a tangent.

Eating Apple was greatest sin in Bible while in Trigonometry it's 1.

he said:

"Sine me up!"

"Sine me up!"

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

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I got secant place.

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...

He refused to see the sines.

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

What sound does a horse make while walking?

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Please don't go off on a tangent.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse.

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I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry.

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Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

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