Cos it has a lot of sin

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

Because Jesus took away their sin.

...you should see my tan lines today

And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.

Because it's sin city.

That is, if they actually taught you anything.

That is, if they actually taught you anything.

Every time we talk, she gets off on a tangent.

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

Eating Apple was greatest sin in Bible while in Trigonometry it's 1.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

I don't think that's a good sine

Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

cause they are afraid of sin?

I always went off on a tangent.

Because Jesus freed them from their sins.

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...

You may live in sin, but that’s all cos you get rich, have a nice life and you can even get an awesome tan.

he said:

"Sine me up!"

"Sine me up!"

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

He refused to see the sines.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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I got secant place.

Please don't go off on a tangent.

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

What sound does a horse make while walking?

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?

*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.

Beginner

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?

Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math?

It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?

It was a mean thing to s...

Because secant even.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

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