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Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?

Because Jesus took away their sin.
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My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine
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I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.

...you should see my tan lines today
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I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.
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I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...

But graphing is where I draw the line!
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What is the trigonometry teacherโ€™s favorite food?

COS Law!
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My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry.

She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
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I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

What is a trigonometry teacher's favorite animal?

A Hippopotenuse.
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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests..

I was hoping for a sine from above
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Who called it trigonometry and not...

Sin language
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Beauty contests are becoming a popular way to promote things. For instance, the winner of the Trigonometry Club's beauty pageant was crowned....

Miss Calculation.

Tour Leader pageant winner:
Miss Guided

Encyclopedia Brittanica pageant winner:
Miss Information
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Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin

Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan.

Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.
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We were learning trigonometry in math

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."
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Why did the student need to get a guardian to help them with their trigonometry homework?

They needed someone to cosine.
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Why are monks bad at trigonometry?

They dont sin
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Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.
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I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"
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My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...

he said:
"Sine me up!"
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Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.
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If Satan was a teacher, which subject would he teach?

Trigonometry. There's a lot of sin involved.
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Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?

Please don't go off on a tangent.
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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
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I would also look towards the sky before my trigonometry test

I was looking for a sine from up above
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A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...
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There are many problems with math puns.

Calculus jokes are mostly derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.

But the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
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What do Trigonometry teachers smoke everyday?

Widths.
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An old joke about a hillbilly

who asked the school teacher, โ€œI hear you teach trigonometry?โ€

The teacher said, โ€œYes, that is correct.โ€

The hillbilly said, โ€œI want you to teach my son then, because heโ€™s the worst shot in the whole family.โ€
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My house was raided and the cops carted off books on algebra, trigonometry and calculus, plus dice and other probability-demo stuff.

They said it was weapons of math instruction.
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My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.
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A man in rural Arkansas is brought before a judge for his prelimnary hearing.

"What is the charge, counsel?" The judge asks.

"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."

"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."
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I once knew a guy with teeth so bad

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.
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Do you know any maths jokes?

Yeah |ly|

When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me
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After I made too many jokes about trigonometry, my friend told me he was going to smack me with a cosh if I kept it up.

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...
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TIFU...well it was actually yesterday, so YIFU by singing a Sam Cooke song for my GF on Valentine's Day:

Me:
Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me, too
What a wonderful world this would be

Don't know much about geograph...

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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

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