Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?

Because Jesus took away their sin.

I always fail my trigonometry test

That’s because I don’t understand sine language

My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine

I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.

...you should see my tan lines today

We were learning trigonometry in math

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

I would also look towards the sky before my trigonometry test

I was looking for a sine from up above

Why do Catholics and Irish people always fail trigonometry?

Because the catholics are afraid of Sin and the Irish people can't Tan.

Why does the Pope hate trigonometry?

Cos it has a lot of sin

Why are monks bad at trigonometry?

They dont sin

What do Thanos and trigonometry have in common

SinNos/CosNos=TanNos

My son just asked me for help with his trigonometry schoolwork

While he fetched his books, I snuck out the back door and started a new life up in the mountains somewhere.

Sure, I’ll do trigonometry.

Sure I’ll do trigonometry.
Sure, I’ll do algebra.
But graphing, is where I draw the line.

I never was a good trigonometry teacher....

I always went off on a tangent.

What's difference between Bible and Trigonometry?

Eating Apple was greatest sin in Bible while in Trigonometry it's 1.

A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...

he said:
"Sine me up!"

After I made too many jokes about trigonometry, my friend told me he was going to smack me with a cosh if I kept it up.

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

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I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish

because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent.

Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...

Why did the skeptic do poorly in Trigonometry?

He refused to see the sines.

I once knew a guy with teeth so bad

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?

Please don't go off on a tangent.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Worst trigonometry joke I know.

Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse.

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If animals knew what sin was they wouldn't care.

I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry.

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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

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