Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?

Because Jesus took away their sin.

I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

My girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish.

Every time we talk, she gets off on a tangent.

Why does the Pope hate trigonometry?

Cos it has a lot of sin

I always prayed before my trigonometry tests..

I was hoping for a sine from above

Why do Catholics and Irish people always fail trigonometry?

Because the catholics are afraid of Sin and the Irish people can't Tan.

I got a sunburn on the beach yesterday whilst reading about trigonometry.

...you should see my tan lines today

I once knew a guy with teeth so bad

His calculus had advanced to trigonometry.

What do Trigonometry teachers smoke everyday?


Man, you have no idea how much I hate trigonometry.

I mean, I could go on a tangent about my hatred for it.

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.

The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine

What's difference between Bible and Trigonometry?

Eating Apple was greatest sin in Bible while in Trigonometry it's 1.

I never was a good trigonometry teacher....

I always went off on a tangent.

After I made too many jokes about trigonometry, my friend told me he was going to smack me with a cosh if I kept it up.

I told him not to be so hyperbolic.

I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.

And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.

A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...

he said:
"Sine me up!"

I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry...

But then I remembered, "she's in middle school, of course secant"

A man goes to find a Holy Knight of Trigonometry

His journey started after learning everything he could from his master, but he wanted to test his skills with one of the three knights. A long journey took him across plains, he had to climb dangerous mountains, sail across perilous seas, and even fly over a river of lava, flowing from a volcano tha...

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I participated in a trigonometry competition

I got secant place.

Why did the skeptic do poorly in Trigonometry?

He refused to see the sines.

Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert?

The only angle lacking in his life was secs.

My trigonometry teacher and I got into a fight because she thinks triangles are the simplest polygon.

However, I think we can let digons be digons.

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If animals knew what sin was they wouldn't care.

I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry.

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My trigonometry teacher was just removed from class...

He was caught writing really graphic things on the chalk board.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke?

Please don't go off on a tangent.

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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf...

Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a friendly game of golf.

First Moses goes. He licks his finger to check the wind. He does some simple trigonometry and then hits the golf ball. The golf ball lands in the middle of the lake. He grumbles and growls and sticks his club into the ground t...

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