Hypotenuse Jokes

He could never find the right angle.

I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.

It used a hypotenuse.

because you make me want to sin

I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.

A hypotenuse

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

What do you call an occupied lavatory on an in-flight 747?


Hypotenuse.

A hypotenuse.

... and on a table near the entrance were some bags filled with maths related items.

There was Pi pie

Hypotenuse mouse

And many others

So I thought to myself, "I really want one of those bags," and I went to the table to grab one. However, no matter how hard I tried I ... read more

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."

[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)

Hypotenuse.