Why was the hypotenuse so bad in bed?

He could never find the right angle.

I had a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle…

I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.

Damn girl, Are you opposite over hypotenuse

because you make me want to sin

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Short Math joke

I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.

How did the triangle kill itself?

It used a hypotenuse.

[garden of eden]

**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?

**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.

**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?

**Eve:** 10

**Snake:** Thanksss

**Adam:** How did you calculate that?

**Eve:** Oh no.

Oldie but goodie

What do you call an occupied lavatory on an in-flight 747?


What did the math teacher use to kill himself?

A hypotenuse.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

I went to a maths convention...

... and on a table near the entrance were some bags filled with maths related items.

There was Pi pie

Hypotenuse mouse

And many others

So I thought to myself, "I really want one of those bags," and I went to the table to grab one. However, no matter how hard I tried I ...

What is a stoner's favorite mathematical term/status?


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What is the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

Pythagoras walks into a bar.

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."

[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)

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