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Hypotenuse Jokes

Why was the hypotenuse so bad in bed?

He could never find the right angle.

I had a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle…

I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.

Damn girl, Are you opposite over hypotenuse

because you make me want to sin

How did the triangle kill itself?

It used a hypotenuse.

Short Math joke

I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.

What did the suicidal math student hang themself with?

A hypotenuse

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Oldie but goodie

What do you call an occupied lavatory on an in-flight 747?


Hypotenuse.

What did the math teacher use to kill himself?

A hypotenuse.

I went to a maths convention...

... and on a table near the entrance were some bags filled with maths related items.

There was Pi pie

Hypotenuse mouse

And many others

So I thought to myself, "I really want one of those bags," and I went to the table to grab one. However, no matter how hard I tried I ...

Pythagoras walks into a bar.

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."

[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)

What is a stoner's favorite mathematical term/status?

Hypotenuse.

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