I’m only able to tell one side of the story, though.
Damn girl, Are you opposite over hypotenuse
because you make me want to sin
A young adult named Bob enters a confessional
Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”
Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”
Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”
Short Math joke
I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.
How did the triangle kill itself?
It used a hypotenuse.
[garden of eden]
**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?
**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.
**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?
**Adam:** How did you calculate that?
**Eve:** Oh no.
Oldie but goodie
What do you call an occupied lavatory on an in-flight 747?
What did the math teacher use to kill himself?
How does a Mathematician hang them selves?
With a hypotenuse.
I went to a maths convention...
... and on a table near the entrance were some bags filled with maths related items.
There was Pi pie
And many others
So I thought to myself, "I really want one of those bags," and I went to the table to grab one. However, no matter how hard I tried I ...
What is a stoner's favorite mathematical term/status?
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What is the dirtiest word in geometry?
Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
Pythagoras walks into a bar.
Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."
[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)