Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”
Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”
Short Math joke
I used to date a girl named hypotenuse, a while back. But then she dumped me for some dude named cosine. Now she's my x.
What did the suicidal math student hang themself with?
How did the triangle kill itself?
It used a hypotenuse.
[garden of eden]
**Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?
**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.
**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?
**Adam:** How did you calculate that?
**Eve:** Oh no.
Oldie but goodie
What do you call an occupied lavatory on an in-flight 747?
What did the math teacher use to kill himself?
I went to a maths convention...
... and on a table near the entrance were some bags filled with maths related items.
There was Pi pie
And many others
So I thought to myself, "I really want one of those bags," and I went to the table to grab one. However, no matter how hard I tried I ...
What is a stoner's favorite mathematical term/status?
Pythagoras walks into a bar.
Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."
[The barman says, "Y, the long face?"](/spoiler)