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Separating Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid that she and Kanye were separating?

“North, my relationship with West has gone south.”

When I heard this morning that the Prime Minister of Canada is separating from his wife, I couldn’t believe it.

Turns out…it was Trudeau.

What could be the reason for separating male and female chess championships?

In case they mate

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What's the only thing separating the poor from literal ?

The r

It makes sense that socks are always separating

Because one of them always has to be right, so the other one left

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo

" May divorce be with you "

When separating, what did present tense say to future tense?

See you later.

There are no divorce courts at the North Pole,

so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.

They're great for separating independent Clauses.
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