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How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid that she and Kanye were separating?

“North, my relationship with West has gone south.”

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When I heard this morning that the Prime Minister of Canada is separating from his wife, I couldn’t believe it.

Turns out…it was Trudeau.

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What could be the reason for separating male and female chess championships?

In case they mate

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I am over 18

What's the only thing separating the poor from literal shit?

The r

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It makes sense that socks are always separating

Because one of them always has to be right, so the other one left

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Americans are the best at solving Rubik’s Cube

They have a long history of sorting and separating colours

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What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo

" May divorce be with you "

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When separating, what did present tense say to future tense?

See you later.

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There are no divorce courts at the North Pole,

so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.

They're great for separating independent Clauses.

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