Separates Jokes - 13 Hilarious Separates Jokes

What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?

Condoms.

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I always heard that the Navy separates the men from the boys

Turns out they use a crowbar

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What's the biggest thing that separates Jaguars from Leopards?

The Pacific Ocean.

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What separates man from animals?

According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build.

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What exactly separates man from animal?

Divorce.

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Jesus and Moses in Heaven

One beautiful day in Heaven, Jesus and Moses were fishing in a lake. After a while of silence, Jesus asked Moses, "Hey Moses, can you still do it? You know... 'Your thing'?" Moses then answered, "I don't know, let me see if I still got it!"

He then stood up and drew his arms forwards, and the...

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What separates the men from the boys?

A condom.

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Three men are training to be Vladimir Putin's bodyguards

The training course is exhausting and incredibly challenging. On their last day of training, the instructor separates the three and and puts them in separate rooms, calling them one by one into the Presidential hallway.

"Sergeant Andreyev, come into the hallway."

"Yes, sir!" Andreyev ...

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What separates a good genocide joke from a bad?

Its execution!

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What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is...

addictionary.

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A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are debating philosophy.

The question arises over the course of their debates: What separates man from the animals?

"Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the hights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts."

"I disagree,...

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After R Kelly gets out of prison, he decides to go apply for a job at McDonald’s because it’s his favorite. The interviewer asked what separates him apart from others who applied?

He said, I believe I can fryyyyyy

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Ancient cultures had interesting and unique philosophies

For example, if you asked the question: “What separates man from animals?” You would get vastly different answers.

The Greeks would say “Philosophy and Law”

The Chinese would say “Morals and Art”

The Romans would say “The Mediterranean and the Danube”

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