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Removal Company Jokes

I have a feeling that I’ll lose my job at the graffiti removal company.

The writing is on the wall.

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I was throwing some old stuff away

So I called my local waste removal company and asked: Can I have a skip outside my house tomorrow? And the cheeky bastard said: you can cartwheel round the block any time for all I care.

The Gorilla on the Roof

A woman keeps hearing loud thudding noises coming from her ceiling. She goes outside, looks up toward her roof, and sees a gorilla jumping up and down, banging on the roof. The woman goes back into her house, distraught about what to do. Deciding to look for help in the phone book, she opens the ...

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