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Mover Jokes

Being a professional tree mover must be hard

They always have to uproot their entire operation

Why did the mover have Starry Night painted on his vehicle?

He wanted everyone to look at his Van Gogh.

What do you call a professional mover with Parkinson’s disease?

A mover and a shaker

What do you call someone who works for U-Haul and doesn't appreciate poetry?

An unmoved mover.

The Divorce Settlement

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come to collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background musi...

I hear Apple have released a line of people movers

They call it Ivan

The World Expert on Wasps

A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.

He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real...
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