Do you remember the joke I told you about the piano movers spine?

It was about a week back

What do you call a professional mover with Parkinson’s disease?

A mover and a shaker

Why did the mover have Starry Night painted on his vehicle?

He wanted everyone to look at his Van Gogh.

Being a professional tree mover must be hard

They always have to uproot their entire operation

Hillary, Donald Trump, and Barack Obama were waiting in the green room before a banquet with the movers and shakers of DC...

Suddenly a heavenly chorus of angels sang, and God appeared to the trio.

In a booming voice God said, “Each of you may ask one question, and I will answer it.”

Obama asked, “Will there ever be another black president?”

God replied, “Yes. But not during your lifetime.”

Tru...

I hear Apple have released a line of people movers

They call it Ivan

The World Expert on Wasps

A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.

He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real...

What do you call someone who works for U-Haul and doesn't appreciate poetry?

An unmoved mover.

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.

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