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Why did the mover have Starry Night painted on his vehicle?

He wanted everyone to look at his Van Gogh.

Being a professional tree mover must be hard

They always have to uproot their entire operation

What do you call a professional mover with Parkinson’s disease?

A mover and a shaker

I hear Apple have released a line of people movers

They call it Ivan

The World Expert on Wasps

A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.

He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real...

What do you call someone who works for U-Haul and doesn't appreciate poetry?

An unmoved mover.

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.

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My dad's coworker brought his dog to the job site yesterday...

My dad is a construction foreman. Yesterday he told me about a co-worker that would bring his dog with him to work everyday. The dog was a sweet pup that spent most of the day sleeping in his truck. Yesterday when the refueling trucks came out refill the tanks on the earth movers, the dog got out of...

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