Sometimes when my girlfriend is on her period, I'll push on her stomach
And I'll say: "who's my little ketchup packet?"
Three guys are flying in a plane, and it starts to go down.
They all run to the door. The first guy fires 3 arrows, the second 3 bullets, and the third 3 missiles. Then they jump and parachute down into the jungle below.
Upon landing, they decide to walk their way out. They come to a clearing, where a little girl sits on a rock, crying. The first guy...
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