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Projecting Jokes

An artist created an exact portrait of me just by projecting saliva onto the canvas

It was my spitting image

My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.

When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, be...

Why did the narcissist buy a movie theater?

They were good at projecting

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Gay people are really starting to piss me off

They're always like "I'm not gay" and "I think you're projecting"

Like fuck me dude

My girlfriend called me a hologram

I think she's projecting.

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