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Projectile Jokes

Can a ninja throw projectile weapons?

Shuriken!

What do you call it when one artillery projectile eats another of the same type?

Cannonballism

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What do you call someone with a fetish for underwater projectiles?

A torpedophile!

Vomiting in someone else’s house is pretty impolite, but projectile-vomiting in their house...

...is really beyond the pail.

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

what's it called when a Archer can never hit his shots

Projectile dysfunction

i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it’s destination?

projectile dysfunction

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...

He had projectile dysfunction.

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An older man and his wife are laying in bed

At one point the man farts and says "touchdown, 7 points". The wife looks at him confused and says "what was that?" the old man replies "i farted and got a touchdown. Its 7-0, I'm winning." the wife, thinking shes caught on, then farts and says "touchdown, tie game".

The old man after a few ...

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A Physicist and an Engineer take turns shooting at a deer.

An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each takes a turn to try and bag it.

The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m s...

What do you call a cannon that can't fire properly?

Projectile Dysfunction.


I'll see myself out.

I think we really need to lay off North Korea over their failed missile tests...

I think they're developing projectile dysfunction :(

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The corniest dirty joke ever

There are three guys lost in the desert. They have been wandering around for weeks, and are somehow still alive, yet they are on the brink of death. They crawl over a sand dune and all stop, staring into the distance with their mouths agape.

"Do you see that?" the first guy says. "Yup," the o...

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I didn't make this 4 years ago. This might not be the worst joke. I'm posting again for the ones who read the original by the original poster...this is my version to pay homage

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known porn star, and the other is a lazy ass. Lazy ass doesn't have a job and just likes to sit around the house. One Sunday, the porn star is angry and thirsty. He decides to make the brother do something useful....

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