Projectile Jokes - 13 Hilarious Projectile Jokes

Can a ninja throw projectile weapons?

Shuriken!

What do you call it when one artillery projectile eats another of the same type?

Cannonballism

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What do you call someone with a fetish for underwater projectiles?

A torpedophile!

Vomiting in someone else’s house is pretty impolite, but projectile-vomiting in their house...

...is really beyond the pail.

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman’s “Doctor Who” character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

what's it called when a Archer can never hit his shots

Projectile dysfunction

i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it’s destination?

projectile dysfunction

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the old intercontinental ballistic missile that couldn't get hard...

He had projectile dysfunction.

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An older man and his wife are laying in bed

At one point the man farts and says "touchdown, 7 points". The wife looks at him confused and says "what was that?" the old man replies "i farted and got a touchdown. Its 7-0, I'm winning." the wife, thinking shes caught on, then farts and says "touchdown, tie game".

The old man after a few ...

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A Physicist and an Engineer take turns shooting at a deer.

An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each takes a turn to try and bag it.

The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m s...

What do you call a cannon that can't fire properly?

Projectile Dysfunction.

I'll see myself out.

I think we really need to lay off North Korea over their failed missile tests...

I think they're developing projectile dysfunction :(

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