A group of generals has a conference to see how they shall deal with a particularly troublesome guerilla fighter.
They have intel that the man is holed up at the top of a mountain in thick forest, and make plans to storm his secret base. They draw up plans, counterplans, contingency plans. They make plans for if they execute the plans made for if their plans fail, only to find out that their original plans succ...
An old Jewish man is walking along the beach when he stumbles upon a magic lamp
He picks it up, rubs it, and--sure enough--a genie pops out.
The genie says to the old man, "I will grant you anything you want."
The old man pulls a map out of his back pocket and points to the Middle East.
"You see this? I would like peace in the Middle East between Israelis a...