As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

*The plot thickens.*

How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.

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Why aren't there many denstists in porn plot?

Because they always ask to spit and not swallow...

I took my uncle's coffin to the wrong plot.

The groundskeeper told me I made a grave mistake.

I know a guy who saved all his life to buy a cemetery plot.

Then he took a cruise and was lost at
sea.

Moral:
Be careful what you plot!

Plot devices have Mary Sues, comic books have Gary Stus...

Hollywood has Terry Crews.

Stomach finds out all organs are organizing to plot against it.

It turns to bladder and says: urine this?

I love spoiling the plot of 'Dorian Gray'.

Never gets old.

When does joker not plot crimes?

When he's riding his Harley

I was arrested for my plot to steal all the precious metals from the Olympics.

I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those medalling kids.

THE PLOT THICKENS

**Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.**

I saw an add for burial plots

And thought this is the last thing I need

What did the Irish farmer name his potato plot?

Carb O'hydrate

Proof that 9/11 wasn't a government plot:

It worked.

Did you hear about the failed Canadian plot to bomb Mexico with a nuclear missile?

It went south fast.

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

I'll leave now.

I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

Everyday someone mysteriously adds more dirt on top of my garden

The plot thickens

Plot twist joke

The couple drives silently in a car along the country road. She suddenly says,"Walter, I'm getting a divorce!"
He doesn't say anything, just accelerates slightly.
She says,"I've had a relationship with your best friend for a long time, and he's a better lover than you." He doesn't say anything...

Fifty Shades of Grey has no plot.

It's just all climax.

I have a story for you. A guy pours cement all over a plot of land...

and then the plot thickens.

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