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In Feudal Japan, 2 Samurai families are constantly at war...

One day, the eldest sons of the two Families got together and decided to put a stop to all the fighting and bloodshed between their clans. To the dismay of their closest relatives and companions, the two announce that they had agreed - they were going to have a duel to the death. The winner would b...

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

Karen met a magician .....

Magician: "Think of a card, any card."
Karen: "OK"
Magician: "Visualize it in your mind."
Karen: "OK"
Magician: "Is it the King of Hearts?"
Karen: "No"
Magician: "Is it the Ace of diamonds?"
Karen: "No"
Magician: "What is it then?"
Karen: "My husbands Credit Card!!..
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