My boss gave me a blueprint to trace...

My job was on the line

I got expelled for making blueprints for a water slide that goes up one side of my university and down the other.

Maybe I shouldn't have started by saying that I wanted to chute up the school.

Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?

Don’t trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.

In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:

“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unen...

How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?

Hallways

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How can we confuse the Chinese Government?

Make our military blueprints in the form of Ikea instructions.

A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...

The police found him by following the blueprints.

How do you know if your house was burgled by smurfs?

Look for blueprints

An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing...

An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing about who's dog is the smartest.

The architect says "my dog is the smartest and I'll prove it". He yells, come here "Blueprint" and in trots his dog named blueprint. He takes a box of dog biscuits, pours them on the floor and says "ok blueprin...

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