What do you call an adult female chicken that likes to draft blueprints?
My boss gave me a blueprint to trace...
My job was on the line
An engineer and a machinist are tasked with drilling a hole into a the deck of a ship.
They arrive on site, the engineer confirms the position of the hole, the machinist starts drilling. Before they reach the required depth, oil starts spewing out the flutes of the drill bit -- they've drilled into the oil tank.
"How're we gonna explain this to the boss?" -- asks the machinist....
I got expelled for making blueprints for a water slide that goes up one side of my university and down the other.
Maybe I shouldn't have started by saying that I wanted to chute up the school.
Did you hear about the blueprints for Giza?
Don’t trust them. All looks like one big pyramid scheme to me.
How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?
If companies made toasters.
If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.
If Microsoft made toasters... Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You w...
In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unen...
How can we confuse the Chinese Government?
Make our military blueprints in the form of Ikea instructions.
A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...
The police found him by following the blueprints.
How do you know if your house was burgled by smurfs?
Look for blueprints
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5 surgeons discussing who it's easier to operate on
So there's 5 surgeons talking about who is easier to work on.
One says well, it's electricians, because they are color coded inside.
The second says librarians, because they use the Dewie Decimal System to organize their insides.
The third says construction workers, cause they c...