I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window.

Now I can only play for Def Leopard.

TIL it is impossible to stick out your tongue while looking straight up

Without looking really dumb.

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An elderly man goes into the drugstore and asks for some Viagra.

“Can I have six tablets”, he says, “cut into quarters?”

The pharmacist is a little surprised and curious about this, and says “A quarter of a Viagra won’t do anything at all to give you an erection”.

“I’m 90 years old, what would I want with an erection?”, the old man grumbles. “I just...

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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra

The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."


The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good." The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years ...

It's a mystery to me why men like trophy wives.

Their ears stick out and they have they've got the previous winners names tattooed down their backs.

Medical exam

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! .... Just stick out your tong...

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"Look, Mommy! I'm a popsicle!"

"That's not funny, son, get that stick out of your ass."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. Everything goes well-they have their masks on, the bank hands over the money-awesome.

Exiting the bank, they hear sirens and see several cop cars round the corner, so they dash into a small alleyway.

The cops are quick though, a...

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Mary has a problem so heads to the doctor

"Doctor, I have an embarrassing problem with my vagina. The lips are huge and stick out and it makes me really self conscious. I don't even like my husband seeing me like this so we never have sex" she tells him.

"Ok" says the doctor "Lets have a look and see whats what."

Mary gets un...

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