What do a Nobel prize winner and an everyday farmer have in common?
Both are outstanding in their field
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident.
They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
I was at a party and there was a big bowl of mixed alcohol and fruit juice, with a long line of brain surgeons, rocket scientists, and Nobel prize winners all queuing up to drink it...
...I thought what a great punch line.
Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers
Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field.
A man is given a job at the railroad
However he has no experience with trains. On his very first day he kills 200 senior citizens going around the curve at 600 miles per hour. This is all happening in Texas, and so he is sentenced to death. For his last meal he has 13 Bananas, which he eats peels and all. When they turn on the electric...
A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine.
A Nobel Prize winning mathematician is traveling from university to university on a speaking tour by limousine. After several engagements the mathematician and his driver are having dinner and the driver says "I've heard your speech so many times I think I could give it word-for-word." The mathemati...
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A man goes to a tournament in Japan for short sword demonstration
They are demonstrating their skills in short sword handling. They win three prizes.
The man went up to the guy who won third prize and said "Excuse me sir, but what did you do to win third prize in short sword?"
He said "Very simple, you see fly on the wall? Watch!" *Puff* the fly ...
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