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Prizes Jokes

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

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The man who prized his daughter.

There was a very rich man who owned a mansion. He held a contest to see who could last in a pool with piranhas. Having an Olympic sized pool in his backyard, he fills it with piranhas and the contestants have to swim across to the other side. Many line up to try and win his prizes which range from h...

My wife put me in charge of buying prizes for the games at our 5 year old's birthday party.

I got a bag of fusilli and a bag of penne. They're going to love pasta parcel.

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