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Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally!

Male preying mantises after mating season:

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A farmer had a very horny rooster

He fucked all the hens yard till they died. That also didn't satisfied him. So he fucked all the ducks till death. Then all the emu's till death. Then he turned to mammals. That horny rooster killed all the cows and Buffalo's.

The farmer was very troubled due to that roosters behavior. One da...

Incompetent Zoo keeper

Dave the young novice Zoo keeper is on his first day of work. He is in the aquatic room, changing a fluorescent tube. One end drops in the tropical fish tank and it instantly electrocutes all the fish. They all float to the surface. He knows if the boss spots this, he'll be instantly fired. He takes...

There is a country that is still mostly undocumented

This country is not too large in size, but it's covered by miles and miles of tar. It's gone by many names, such as "The Country of Tar," and still lacks an official title. According to the few documents that exist for it, the tar covering the country could conceal countless amounts of undiscovered ...

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