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[Long] Two brothers, a vegan and a carnivore, sit down to Thanksgiving dinner together with their family...

The father intones, "on this day of thanks, let us give thanks to God..."

The vegan brother interrupts..."I'm not eating the turkey..."

The carnivore brother replies, " that's fine, there's plenty of other food on the table."

The vegan then says " I'm not eating any of the stuff...

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What do you call a carnivore that reproduces itself?

Asexual Predator

Why did the carnivore pull the plug on his wife when she was in a coma

He didn't like vegetables

Why did the short carnivore hate poker?

Because the steaks were too high.

Two Accountants

One day two accountants, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. One was a vegetarian and constantly berated the other for eating meat! After stopping for a hot dog, the vegetarian erupted "Why do you eat meat?, do you even know what's in that hot dog? You know, you are what yo...

My dog is going vegan

So I decided to put my dog on a vegan only diet. I’ve had people tell me, “Dogs are carnivores, they need meat.” That’s why it’s only vegans.

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Kenya

at the Carnivore Restaurant and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Kikuyu man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz ch...

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit

After a couple days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each other.

The wolf turns to the moose and says "Look, the bear and I are both carnivores. It's been a couple days without food. You understand, right?"

The moose says "Yeah, I guess you're right. But...

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