Predatory Jokes - 8 Hilarious Predatory Jokes

I created a new unit of measure for the distance between you and the nearest large, predatory cat. It's called a weem.

Used in a sentence, "That lion is a weem away"

A weem away
A weem away

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Government: Gambling is addictive, morally wrong, and predatory, so we are outlawing it.

In unrelated news the Powerball jackpot is $126 Million Dollars! Can't win if you don't play!

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Republicans should have done more to stop predatory mortgages.

Maybe their house wouldn’t have been repossessed.

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What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills?

Hawkward

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I wonder why Microsoft has opened an office inside my computer.

These predatory businesses are getting out of hand.

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Thank you for calling...

... the predatory animal lifting agency, we’ll be with you in a minute. Please hold the lion.

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A man works at an Aquarium

Technically it was a zoo/aquarium, but they got more people coming in for their aquatic animals, so they called it an aquarium.

Most notably among those, were their seals. The seals had been taught to do tricks at another aquarium before they'd been moved over. But at the time the aquarium ha...

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"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"

According to a research team at Charles University in Prague, the local amphibians have very peculiar migratory habits. In recent years, a new sub-species have been identified which is not native to the area around the Czech capitol. The research has been carried out with the help of many students a...

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