He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said nah, I’m not really Inuit.
There was a jungle tribe of people who lived entirely off the land...
They hunted and foraged, and built structures with wildgrasses and leaves. Most of the tribe was kind and giving, except for the one greedy old coot. He did not live modestly: full feasts when others were hungry, 2-story hut when the rest were 1, and the rarest dyes on all of his clothes. This old c...
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A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost.
It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could
forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.
One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines
covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings i...
A blond on a cabin getaway (long)
A blonde a brunette and a redhead find themselves stuck in a snowstorm on what was supposed to be a charming cabin getaway. Upon running out of food, the redhead decides she will venture out into the storm to search for something to eat. Later that night she returns with a rabbit. The other g...