Toronto Raptors: We are the only sports team named after a dinosaur!

New Orleans Pelicans and Atlanta Hawks: Well technically -

What does Raptor Jesus bring to the world?

The Velocirapture.

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Trex and a Raptor stargazing

T-rex- hey look a shooting star, make a wish
Raptor- I wish I was dead
T-rex- lmao ...

The Teacher Asked the Class to Name Something that Ends in -Tor and Eats Things.

Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator."

"Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him.

Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!"

"You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said.

Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrat...

How do you find a velociraptor

Divide a distanceraptor by a timeraptor

What do you call a dinosaur who seeks to be one with the universe?

Philosopher raptor

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors.

(sorry)

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