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Scavenger Jokes

Why do musicians make great scavengers?

They're always luting.

Have you heard about the coffin scavenger hunt?

Remains to be found

I just went on a scavenger hunt.

Killed 3 vultures and a coyote.

Lawyer vs catfish

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a scum-sucking bottom feeding scavenger and the other is a catfish.

A woman answered her front doo

A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging...

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Three men shipwrecked

Three men are shipwrecked on an island infested with cannibals. They were brought to the cannibal king who tells the three men that they must complete a series of tests so that they will not be eaten. The first task, he tells them to bring back 10 pieces of the same fruit. So they go out to scavenge...

What do you call a group of superhero vultures?

“The Scavengers”

Crows in Boston are dying

The city of Boston has a problem with crows. They are dying by the thousands and the roadways are littered with the carcasses. The problem is only getting worse. Massachusetts' Dept. of Environmental Protection just completed a study of the problem. The crows are being killed when they are struck by...

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