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Have you heard the song about the pork sausage?

It's a banger.

Why should you eat pork sausage on February 2nd?

Because it is ground hog day.

A man walked into a butchery that specialized in exotic meats.

...he immediately began browsing the shelves, but to his surprise, all he could find were ground-pork sausages. He approached the butcher.

"I thought you were supposed to have rare and exotic meats!" He shouted.

"We do," replied the butcher, "look around you."

The man glanced ar...

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