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Chorizo Jokes

People always seem surprised by the way spicy chorizo affects their digestion. Seems like...

No-one expects the Spanish ring excretion!

Someone told me Chorizo is the best kind of sausage...

... but that's baloney!

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A guy goes to the doctor for his test results...

The doc pulls out the patient’s file and says “I’ve got good news and bad news.”

The guy sighs and says, “Well, what’s the bad news?”

“You’ve been eating so much salami, pepperoni, corned beef, bacon, chorizo and prosciutto that you’ve developed a very rare fatal disease.”

“Wha...

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My Rooster RamĂłn

I used to have a Mexican rooster named RamĂłn. He liked to have sex with anything that moved. I kept telling him that all this boning was going to kill him one day. RamĂłn just laughed about it and kept giving the animals the chorizo. Yesterday, I walked outside and saw RamĂłn lying flat on his back wi...

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