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Blood Sausage Jokes

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What do you call a blowjob from a vampire?

Blood sausage.

Bloody stupid joke.

Although I am a modern day vampire, I hate blood sausages.

They taste too irony, for my liking.

An Englishman, An American and A Korean are on a ship...

The ship is in stormy waters, when suddenly a genie appears from the waves and tells them "I'm sorry, but you men will die in this storm. I have no power to prevent your death, but as some recompense I can grant you all one wish before you perish"

The three great friends begin to think before...

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