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Pleasing Jokes

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My paycheck is like my penis

Its small, not enough for my wife, comes only once a month, but it's still pleasing.

What do a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book reader and someome good at pleasing women have in common?

They are both willing to keep as many fingers inside until they get to a good ending.

No Pleasing Women

My girlfriend's cat died, so I got her one just like it. Now she's locked me out of the house and is yelling "What am I supposed to do with two dead cats?"

There’s no pleasing my wife sometimes.

She wanted help with the housework so I got my girlfriend to come round and she went mental.

How would one describe an especially pleasing surface magma flow?

Lavaly

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There's no pleasing some women. Take the other day, I said to my wife, "Pick a card, any card you like!"

"Make sure you memorize it, now put it back with the rest of the pack."

"Fuck you Ralph! It's our anniversary!" she replied, stomping out of the card shop

The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson.

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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