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Will Mayor Pete’s campaign office be phoning voters

By making Butti calls?

Crooks just seem to be phoning it in these days

That’s at least how our president likes to do it.

Phoning an ex

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I co...

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