Phoning Jokes - 4 Hilarious Phoning Jokes

Phoning a patient, the doctor says, “I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to live.”

“That is bad news,” the patient replies. “What could be worse?”

*“I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”*

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Will Mayor Pete’s campaign office be phoning voters

By making Butti calls?

Crooks just seem to be phoning it in these days

That’s at least how our president likes to do it.

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Phoning an ex

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I co...

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