There once was a wide receiver who didn't run

That's why he was wide

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings. The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the fuck would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver.

“Who was that?” asks his wife.
“Wrong number. It was some bastard asking if the coast was clear.”

Why do football teams keep using wide receivers?

If they want to get through the holes, shouldn’t they use narrow receivers?

Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?

He was trying to make ends meet

What do you call two nuns and a hooker playing football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver

I can’t believe there are not more anti vaxxer wide receivers.

They will catch everything you throw at them.

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