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Pho Jokes

I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!

It's called Twenty Pho Seven
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If I keep making all these Pho-related puns...

...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.
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If you're in line to get Pho are you in the

Pho queue?
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Why is Pho always served in a bowl?

Because anything less would be a Pho cup.
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I can't lift a ton of chicken soup but I can lift a ton of pho.

Because a pho ton is light.
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A New Pho Restaurant Opened up its second location

The proprietor, Mr. Ngo, was very excited for the opening of his new restaurant. It had been a dream of his for many years to expand his business. He wasn't very original and named his original restaurant "Ngo Pho."

However, business was great and he was soon able to open a second location o...
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What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5
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The new Vietnamese restaurant was getting great reviews, so I decided to try it

Clearly the word had spread, as when I got there, hundreds of people were already waiting to get in. The line went all the way around the block. Some people got there hours before the place even opened. I thought about just going somewhere else, but I figured if it was that popular, the food must be...
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My Vietnamese friend is very particular about people pronouncing words in his language correctly, so I called him a “Pho-cist”.

He was pretty offended, and I haven’t seen him since I don’t know, Nguyen.
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I stood in line at a Vietnamese food truck for an hour.

When I finally got to the window, they were sold out and closing for the day.

What a big Pho queue.
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On my way home from work, my asian girlfriend said she wanted to have sex with me so badly, but I was super hungry and in the mood for pho...

...it was a Nguyen Nguyen situation

A famous Vietnamese chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn’t decide what to name it.

His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.”

“Oh really?” said Quan.

“Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’”

“That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thoug...
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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.
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A man returns to work sporting a black eye after lunch

His coworker asked him if he got in a fight during his lunch break, and he says no, he was randomly punched by a guy after he asked him which food line he was standing in. The coworker asks if this happened in the line for the ramen shop, but he shakes his head and replies, "No, pho queue."
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So I went to this Vietnamese Resturaunt

...when I saw some patrons stomp out angrily muttering about someone being rude.  It smelled so good I was undeterred.  There was a soup station where they put it all together in front of you.  I asked the host how.it worked and he pointed and said "pho queue over there"
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What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl?

A pho cup.
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I just found out it’s considered rude in Vietnam to eat noodles with a fork, since it’s how American GIs ate their food.

It’s a pho pas.
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I went to a Vietnamese restaurant...

Went to a Vietnamese restaurant tonight and there was dogs foot in my soup. The waiter said it was a pho paw.
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I boiled some noodles in water

It was Pho Nominal
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So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.

For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."
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I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup...

But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.
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I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.
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I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen.

We are Anti-Pho
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My Vietnamese neighbor brought me some pho

A Vietnamese woman recently moved in next door. I guess she wanted to make friends so she brought me a bowl of pho. She didn’t say anything and smiled, so I assumed she didn’t speak English.

That night, I devoured the Vietnamese delicacy but quickly realized it gave me a cold, as I was coughi...
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Pronunciation, please

What happens when you choke on Vietnamese soup?

Pho cough.
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I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup

That’s it, no joke. Don’t like it? Pho queue.
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“What do you call a line for a Vietnamese restaurant in London?”

“Pho queue.”

“Well, fuck you too!”

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What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel
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Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant?

- Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?
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I was telling my friend about an upcoming vietnamese Pho festival. He asked what kind of festival? I said, did I stutter!?

I know it's awful. Downvote accordingly.
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There is this Vietnamese restaurant near my place that serves really good soup

It's really popular though, so one time I had to wait a whole hour just to go in, and by the time it was my turn, they ran out of soup. It was a really huge pho-queue.
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The way the Vietnamese count soup

Pho-nominally.
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Viet namese restaurants

It was so busy when I went for soup I had to stand in a pho queue
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What do you call a professional chef whose specialty is traditional Vietnamese dishes?

He’s the Pho King, boss!
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I know this terrible joke about noodles...

It’s the pho-king worst.
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While visiting London an American.....

While visiting London an American entered a Vietnamese soup restaurant and proceeded directly to the counter to place an order.  A line of customers off to the side began groaning and mumbling.  A man at the front pointed to the back of the line and angrily said "Pho Queue!"
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I had a blind date at a Vietnamese restaurant last week.

Turned out she didn’t speak any English, so I never figured out if she was friend or pho.
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After working over 10 hours with no break, I was excited to see catering had made Vietnamese food. But I didn't have time to get any because there was a huge line.

Well that felt like a big "pho queue".
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I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.
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Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant.

Must've been anti-pho.
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What do you call someone that takes pictures of only dogs?

A pho'dog'rapher.
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Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst
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What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.
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What was Holden Caulfield’s least favourite Asian restaurant in the city?

Big Pho, NY
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Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q
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I bought a package with pre-measured ingredients to make Vietnamese soup, but the instructions were so hard to follow I gave up.

No surprise, I guess--it was called PhoKit.
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[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.

He calls it faux-pho-phobia.
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A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup.

Thyme fries when you’re having pho.
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What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

The best PhoKing you'll ever know
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Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop...

To be called "I pity the Pho"
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What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London?

A great big pho queue.
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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude
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Deep in the jungles of Vietnam...

...you don't know what's friend and what's pho
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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...

When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."
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