I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!

It's called Twenty Pho Seven

If I keep making all these Pho-related puns...

...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.

If you're in line to get Pho are you in the

Pho queue?

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On my way home from work, my asian girlfriend said she wanted to have sex with me so badly, but I was super hungry and in the mood for pho...

...it was a Nguyen Nguyen situation

What do you call the fear of Vietnamese soup noodles?

pho-bia

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You really expect me to wait in this long ass line just for Vietnamese soup?

That’s a big Pho Queue

So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.

For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5

I stopped by my favorite noodle place on my lunch break, but the line to get in was out the door.

There was no way I’d be able to order and get back to work on time, it was a real pho queue.

Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant?

- Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?

The Vietnamese restaurant in my town closed yesterday...

The sign out front said Pho Sale

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

I was telling my friend about an upcoming vietnamese Pho festival. He asked what kind of festival? I said, did I stutter!?

I know it's awful. Downvote accordingly.

Pronunciation, please

What happens when you choke on Vietnamese soup?

Pho cough.

Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant.

Must've been anti-pho.

I had a blind date at a Vietnamese restaurant last week.

Turned out she didn’t speak any English, so I never figured out if she was friend or pho.

I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen.

We are Anti-Pho

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup...

But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

After working over 10 hours with no break, I was excited to see catering had made Vietnamese food. But I didn't have time to get any because there was a huge line.

Well that felt like a big "pho queue".

Someday I'll open up a Vietnamese-Italian fusion restaurant

I'll call it Pho-geddaboudit!

I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

My Vietnamese neighbor brought me some pho

A Vietnamese woman recently moved in next door. I guess she wanted to make friends so she brought me a bowl of pho. She didn’t say anything and smiled, so I assumed she didn’t speak English.

That night, I devoured the Vietnamese delicacy but quickly realized it gave me a cold, as I was coughi...

What do you call a noodle bowl that was accidentally made much smaller than intended?

A pho cup

I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.

What do you call someone that takes pictures of only dogs?

A pho'dog'rapher.

What do you call a professional chef whose specialty is traditional Vietnamese dishes?

He’s the Pho King, boss!

I know this terrible joke about noodles...

It’s the pho-king worst.

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What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup.

Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.

What was Holden Caulfield’s least favourite Asian restaurant in the city?

Big Pho, NY

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q

A Vietnamese knight encounters a stray dog...

He grips his blade and calls out, "friend or pho?"

I bought a package with pre-measured ingredients to make Vietnamese soup, but the instructions were so hard to follow I gave up.

No surprise, I guess--it was called PhoKit.

[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.

He calls it faux-pho-phobia.

What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

The best PhoKing you'll ever know

What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?

Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop...

To be called "I pity the Pho"

I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...

When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller?

To find out his phos-fate!

Deep in the jungles of Vietnam...

...you don't know what's friend and what's pho

[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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