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I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes!

It's called Twenty Pho Seven

If I keep making all these Pho-related puns...

...eventually they're gonna bahn mi.

My Vietnamese friend is very particular about people pronouncing words in his language correctly, so I called him a “Pho-cist”.

He was pretty offended, and I haven’t seen him since I don’t know, Nguyen.

A man returns to work sporting a black eye after lunch

His coworker asked him if he got in a fight during his lunch break, and he says no, he was randomly punched by a guy after he asked him which food line he was standing in. The coworker asks if this happened in the line for the ramen shop, but he shakes his head and replies, "No, pho queue."

doctor help, I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup.

"OK, that's a Pho-bia."

If you're in line to get Pho are you in the

Pho queue?

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On my way home from work, my asian girlfriend said she wanted to have sex with me so badly, but I was super hungry and in the mood for pho...

...it was a Nguyen Nguyen situation

A famous Vietnamese chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn’t decide what to name it.

His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.”

“Oh really?” said Quan.

“Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’”

“That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thoug...

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You know you're a Minnesotan Abroad if

You get weird looks if you ask for your pizza to be cut into squares.

You've gotten strange looks when you whipped out your Super America fuel card, your TCF Bank debit card, your Dunn Brothers gift card, or White Castle refillable cup at a gas station.

You're the only one in a t-shirt...

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.

For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

What’s the WiFi password at a Vietnamese noodle shop?

123pho5

What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl?

A pho cup.

There is this Vietnamese restaurant near my place that serves really good soup

It's really popular though, so one time I had to wait a whole hour just to go in, and by the time it was my turn, they ran out of soup. It was a really huge pho-queue.

So I went to this Vietnamese Resturaunt

...when I saw some patrons stomp out angrily muttering about someone being rude.  It smelled so good I was undeterred.  There was a soup station where they put it all together in front of you.  I asked the host how.it worked and he pointed and said "pho queue over there"

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant?

- Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?

The Vietnamese restaurant in my town closed yesterday...

The sign out front said Pho Sale

I was telling my friend about an upcoming vietnamese Pho festival. He asked what kind of festival? I said, did I stutter!?

I know it's awful. Downvote accordingly.

Viet namese restaurants

It was so busy when I went for soup I had to stand in a pho queue

While visiting London an American.....

While visiting London an American entered a Vietnamese soup restaurant and proceeded directly to the counter to place an order.  A line of customers off to the side began groaning and mumbling.  A man at the front pointed to the back of the line and angrily said "Pho Queue!"

The way the Vietnamese count soup

Pho-nominally.

I had to wait in line for a bowl of Vietnamese soup

That’s it, no joke. Don’t like it? Pho queue.

I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen.

We are Anti-Pho

I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

My Vietnamese neighbor brought me some pho

A Vietnamese woman recently moved in next door. I guess she wanted to make friends so she brought me a bowl of pho. She didn’t say anything and smiled, so I assumed she didn’t speak English.

That night, I devoured the Vietnamese delicacy but quickly realized it gave me a cold, as I was coughi...

Pronunciation, please

What happens when you choke on Vietnamese soup?

Pho cough.

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup...

But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

Some rioters just destroyed a Vietnamese restaurant.

Must've been anti-pho.

I had a blind date at a Vietnamese restaurant last week.

Turned out she didn’t speak any English, so I never figured out if she was friend or pho.

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What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

After working over 10 hours with no break, I was excited to see catering had made Vietnamese food. But I didn't have time to get any because there was a huge line.

Well that felt like a big "pho queue".

I identify as Giantkin.

My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.

What do you call someone that takes pictures of only dogs?

A pho'dog'rapher.

What do you call a professional chef whose specialty is traditional Vietnamese dishes?

He’s the Pho King, boss!

I know this terrible joke about noodles...

It’s the pho-king worst.

Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup

Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

What do you call a Vietnamese themed restaurant that only serves Indian food in Chinese take out containers?

PhoCurry.

Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant?

It's called Pho-Q

A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup.

Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

What was Holden Caulfield’s least favourite Asian restaurant in the city?

Big Pho, NY

What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?

Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?

The best PhoKing you'll ever know

I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...

When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

Deep in the jungles of Vietnam...

...you don't know what's friend and what's pho

[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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