This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Women are like telephones.

They love to be held.

They love to be talked to.

But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

Why don't chickens own telephones?

They're afraid someone might wring them.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A frog telephones a psychic hotline

and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."

I keep trying to fish for telephones

**but they keep ringing off the hook**

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.