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Telephones Jokes

One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers.

"Hello!"

"Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"

"No daddy, she's upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake."

"But you don't have an uncle Jake, sweetie..."

"Uh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now."

"Ok honey, I need you to go...

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Women are like telephones.

They love to be held.

They love to be talked to.

But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

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A frog telephones a psychic hotline

and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."

Why don't chickens own telephones?

They're afraid someone might wring them.

Why'd they take all the telephones out of China?

Too many people calling the Wong number

I keep trying to fish for telephones

**but they keep ringing off the hook**

A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”

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