I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars.

Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.

What do you tell a blind man on skype?

Can you see me now?

"Grandma, if you can hear us, show us a sign"

until 2019 : Spiritism session.

2020 : Skype call session.

I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night...

...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!

So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...

Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.

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The Magic Dildo (nsfw)

Romeo has gotten a new job out of state and now must leave his girlfriend, Juliet, behind. Their love is strong so they both want to give this long distance thing a try. The night before his departure, Romeo gives Juliet a gift: A magic dildo. “To use it,” He says, “all you have to say is *Magic ...

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

Emojis

iPad

and
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Playing with my Computer

So, one of my friends at school was talking about how 98% of men "play with their right hand". Right after that another one of my friends says "I play with my computer" and we were laughing so hard. The teacher was even wondering what was going on, later in the week I was in a Skype call with him an...

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