I just found out Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars.
Idiots...they should have just downloaded it.
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So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...
Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.
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Grandma Sofia really likes Skype.
« It’s such a wonderful invention! We get to have guests, but we don’t need to feed them! »
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I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night...
...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!
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"Grandma, if you can hear us, show us a sign"
until 2019 : Spiritism session.
2020 : Skype call session.
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Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis
iPhone
Facebook
Google
Amazon
Android
Twitter
Instagram
iPod
Yahoo
YouTube
Snapchat
Spotify
Tesla
Skype
Uber
Airbnb
Bitcoin
Fitbit
Emojis
iPad
and .
....
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The Magic Dildo (nsfw)
Romeo has gotten a new job out of state and now must leave his girlfriend, Juliet, behind. Their love is strong so they both want to give this long distance thing a try. The night before his departure, Romeo gives Juliet a gift: A magic dildo. “To use it,” He says, “all you have to say is *Magic ...
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Playing with my Computer
So, one of my friends at school was talking about how 98% of men "play with their right hand". Right after that another one of my friends says "I play with my computer" and we were laughing so hard. The teacher was even wondering what was going on, later in the week I was in a Skype call with him an...
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