Biden’s all-female communications team will leave his Twitter unmanned.
What do you call a communications engineer who is timely but sucks at their job?
Someone who makes dead lines.
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The german submarine in the Atlantic brings in a new communications guy.
It's his first day on the job and he's given instructions on which istrument does what and chart for morse code. Very excited about the job, he tunes in and is left to his own by his CO after a bit.
In a few hours, he receives his first message. "This is the Royal navy. Mayday Mayday, we are ...
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...
Found this on my computer science teacher's webpage
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot couldn't determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to t...
A joke about eggs
An egg soldier is on a battlefield, trying to make contact with the egg commander.
"Sir, can you hear me?"
"Yes but there's a large amount of static on your end."
"Just as I thought."
"What do you mean, corporal?"
"Our communications have been scrambled."
Four men were waiting in the hospital waiting room
because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You’re the father of twins."
"That’s odd," answers the man. "I work for 2Wire!"
Another nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!"
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication
with a small twin engine aircraft.A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cell phone.
He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his...
IT Bulletin: Connectivity in the Bathrooms
Why do client-server applications stop working in the restrooms?
It's all peer-to-peer communications in there.
A man was recruited for a space colony
He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.
"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...
TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.
Whoops, wrong sub.
The European Union commissioners announce that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications...
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil se...
How do gangsters receive communications?
Holy Cow! I just found out I've been appointed to be communications director at the white house...
it's not that I'm qualified or anything, it's just my turn...
Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director.
I guess you could say Trump has No Hope Left. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)