One of the other bar patrons, a cowboy with a six-shooter, scoffed.
“I don’t want to drink at the same bar as a dog.”
The dog, offended, challenged the man to a fight. The man looked him up and down then dismissed the pup with a wave of his hand.
"I'm not killing a dog."
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A group of Americans were touring Ireland
One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your day...
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