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This sub is so inactive

There hasn't been a post all year!

A New Strain Spreading Faster Than COVID

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

Scientists warn that a virulent strain of humans are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving researchers at a...

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I Try To Get My Lazy Ass Working 24/7

Rest of the year I'm disappointingly inactive

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A young man is walking home from his job at a local software company

He worked late that night, and the sun had already fallen below the sky. The man enjoyed the two mile walk to work in the morning, but the cold of the night made the way back numb, rigid, and surreal. The man followed long, curving roads through the dark pine forests, illuminated by cold sunlight re...

[Meta] Based on the popularity of the punchline-first thread, I thought you all might like /r/reversejokes!

/r/reversejokes is a great little subreddit that I found. It's more or less completely inactive though, which is a shame.

Essentially, each thread is a punchline and the comments are the jokes.
Check it out!

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