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Nuts And Bolts Jokes

What do nuts and bolts talk about?

Screwing and stripping

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My mate said he can tighten up nuts and bolts with his butt.

Personally I think he torques out of his arse

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What does a robot do after a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

Today I was asked about my job manufacturing nuts and bolts

I told them it was quite riveting

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Tinder Date Kink

He described his sexual proclivities as "nuts and bolts" so I thought vanilla and mundane, but when we met at the park he suddenly came on me and ran.

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How does a robot avoid getting caught for public masturbation?

He nuts and bolts.

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How to add extra fun during your amusement park ride ?

Carry some extra nuts and bolts with you.

as soon as the ride begins, Tap on the shoulder of the guy in front of you. Show them the nuts and bolts and ask

"Are these from your seat ? "

Ladies, don't believe it when a factory worker says he wants a long term relationship.

You'll find he screws nuts and bolts.

A mechanic makes for an awesome FWB.

He screws, nuts and bolts.

Never expect to keep a long-term relationship with a mechanic.

He screws nuts and bolts.

A woman walks into a hardware store and asks the shopkeeper if he'd like to have a one-night stand.

He gives her the nuts and bolts.

Piece of Dating Advice

Do not date a car mechanic if you're looking for a long term partner. Typically, a mechanic just nuts and bolts.

Code PANDA!

A rookie Secret Service agent is starting his first day at the White House.

"You picked a hell of a first day!" says his boss. "The President is moving out today, and we don't know how he's going to take it. If he starts munching down cheeseburgers, killing members of staff, and then walks ou...

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Male sexbots are an interesting concept in theory

Until you try one and you lose him because he nuts and bolts

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(Nsfw) Which Pixar character is the worst one to have sex with?

Walle because he nuts and bolts.

Did you hear about the car mechanic who was in a brief relationship and then left?

There was an article in the newspaper.
MECHANIC NUTS AND BOLTS

Why is the handyman a bad boyfriend?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is Ricky the Robot a bad lover?

Shortly after he sticks it in, he nuts and bolts.

Why did the carpenter only have drunken one night stands?

Whenever he goes to the bar he always end up getting hammered with another girl and nailing her. Then once he's done screwing, he nuts and bolts.

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At the peak of the cold war the Russians started a project to mass produce war robots.

The plan was divided into 4 stages, in the first stage the scientists were tasked to perfect the technology of remotely controlling the robots.

The second stage was giving the robots a perfectly humanoid stucture and give them the ability to perfectly copy human actions.

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