TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway

Whops, wrong sub.

An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.

It looks like he's going to make it, but he was badly battered.

AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich?

Oops wrong sub

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No child of my will ever participate in the unholy art of race mixing.

If they want to do a triathlon, they will do three separate races like god intended

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why have canadians begun mixing weed & tim hortons coffee?

shits & giggles

The last week or two I've been really obsessed with mixing things.

The last week of two I've been really obsessed with mixing things. I've been mixing anything and everything I can find, from pasta and sauce to the garbage in the trash can and the clothes in my drawer.


The weirdest thing is that when I start mixing something I have a hard time stopping! ...

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A regular at a popular bar got into a friendly bet with the bartender.

He challenged the bartender to a tasting contest.


He claimed that he could name any drink that the bartender could whip up. If he could name every one of them right, all his drinks would be on the house. If he lost, he had to pay for all his drinks, and an additional £50.


Amus...

My doctor said that I should stop mixing coffee and redbull

He’s just jealous that I can lock a drawer and still have time to throw the key inside

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows

it’s a rocky road

I got in trouble at work for stealing a mixing implement

But that was a whisk I was willing to take.

I don't believe in the mixing of the races.

I mean it's ridiculous, all those horses would trample the marathoners.

An old ladies dies and goes to heaven...

When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.

She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.

Finally, she sees so...

What do you get when mixing human DNA and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

One guy goes to India and visits a monastery

He saw some old monks meditating around the garden but was perplexed not to see any young monks around. "Is Buddhism dying?", he thought. Right after that, he sees a young monk entering a building with some bags of flour and sugar and decides to follow him.

What he found was stunning. On one...

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Did you hear about the new Nazi documents that have been uncovered?

They were conducting experiments involving mixing the DNA of electric eels, dogs, and captured British soldiers.

According to the plans they were quite eel-lab-brit.

Ps: sorry...

If mixing up my Vs and Bs makes me sound Russian...

...then soviet

What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?

O Mg

What do you get by mixing a joke with a Yamaha?

A Yamahahaha

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My friend told me that If he wasn’t mixing cocktails, he’d be a criminal.

Either way, he’s behind bars.

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Hitler could've been better with his paintings.

Too bad he didn't believe in mixing colours.

My bartender is rather forgetful He can remember that my first name is "Al" just fine,

but I have no idea how he keeps mixing up "Smith" with "Coholic".

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My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.

I told her she would roux the day.

Im getting really good at mixing boiling water and leaves together

I've got it down to a T

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

A blonde walks into a bar looking frustrated

The bartender asks her, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the hor...

We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.

No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.

Making bread is very addictive

First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.

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