Mixing Jokes - 24 Hilarious Mixing Jokes

TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway

Whops, wrong sub.

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AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich?

Oops wrong sub

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You should see the nasty rejection letter I got from Heinz regarding my suggestion of a new condiment mixing relish and mustard…

It might have been the name though…

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Last night my wife said she was divorcing me because I am always mixing up colors

This came out of the yellow

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A woman dies and goes to the gates of heaven.

When she gets there, she is perplexed and confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.

She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.

Fina...

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(True story) So my mother misplaced her prized red mixing bowl for cooking Christmas dinner with (despite having several other mixing bowls to utilize instead). She became increasingly panicked when she couldn't locate it, asking out loud repeatedly: "Where's my red bowl??"

So I responded: "Why do you need that particular one? Does it give you wings??"

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My doctor said that I should stop mixing coffee and redbull

He’s just jealous that I can lock a drawer and still have time to throw the key inside

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I don't believe in the mixing of the races.

I mean it's ridiculous, all those horses would trample the marathoners.

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An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.

It looks like he's going to make it, but he was badly battered.

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Mixing up the title and text fields.

What's the worst way to ruin a joke?

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What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium?

O Mg

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The last week or two I've been really obsessed with mixing things.

The last week of two I've been really obsessed with mixing things. I've been mixing anything and everything I can find, from pasta and sauce to the garbage in the trash can and the clothes in my drawer.

The weirdest thing is that when I start mixing something I have a hard time stopping! ...

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If mixing up my Vs and Bs makes me sound Russian...

...then soviet

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My wife insisted on mixing the butter and flour together.

I told her she would roux the day.

I got in trouble at work for stealing a mixing implement

But that was a whisk I was willing to take.

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No child of my will ever participate in the unholy art of race mixing.

If they want to do a triathlon, they will do three separate races like god intended

What do you get when mixing human DNA and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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My friend told me that If he wasn’t mixing cocktails, he’d be a criminal.

Either way, he’s behind bars.

Im getting really good at mixing boiling water and leaves together

I've got it down to a T

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I don't believe in mixing up peas with my wife...

That's why at my house we have his peas and her peas.

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What do you call mixing coffee and hard liquor?

Getting ready for work.

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows

it’s a rocky road

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Bob mixing up his 'N's and his 'D's was never really a problem...

Until his doctor told him to slam Advil for his headaches

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