Nuclear Explosion Jokes - 6 Hilarious Nuclear Explosion Jokes

During a nuclear explosion

There is a certain radius where all the frozen pizza's are perfectly cooked.

Also, where the people are perfectly cooked.

Flavour zone!

What do you call the concentric clouds around a nuclear explosion?

Freedom rings.

Did you hear there was a nuclear explosion in space this morning?!

Most people call it the sun.

Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them.

Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other.

"You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.

The only thing standing between us and armageddon

... is the non existence of a Nuclear Explosion emoji

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My first joke post. nsfw. also long read.

so a japanese man living in the u.s. hires a hooker.

right before they get into it, the hooker asks the man a question:
"are you Japanese or Chinese?"
Confused and bewildered the man says
"Why do you need to know that?"
the woman replies
"Well I heard that Chinese men are grea...

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