What do you call a citizen of Hiroshima?

A rice crispy

My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

Being in Australia helped.

I was really hesitant about going to Hiroshima for vacation

but it was a blast!

A man survives Hiroshima and wakes up in the hospital

Man: What happened and why am I here?

Nurse: Hiroshima was hit by a bomb and despite all odds you survived. Right now you are at the hospital getting treated but you have no risk of dying so no worries.

Man: Thank god. But how about my family? Are they ok also?

Nurse: Don’t worr...

Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs.

I'm going to hell for this.

Hiroshima

Edit: Wow this blew up!

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How do you wanna piss someone from Hiroshima off?

Call them a boomer

Til: the United States dropped leaflets on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn of the nuclear attack...

I guess you could say they were the target audience.

Man: "Aww geez, my life sucks!"

Narrator in Hiroshima: *It was about to get a whole lot worse*

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The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

The only known survivor of both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs lived to the age of ninety-three with only a slightly deaf ear.

He didn’t really mind, though, since the other 3 worked fine.

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[slight racism] So a Hercules plane is failing while carrying a small squad...

A Hercules plane has a motor go kapputt while in flight. The soldiers inside start throwing equipment off the plane to keep it lighter and help it fly better until it can land, but after they toss almost everything, the general says:

* General: We need to throw someone out of the plane!
...

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby.

Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki...

Some people say “oh man” while some people say “oh boy”

The difference between Nagasaki and Hiroshima

The three greatest disaster of the 20th century:

hiroshima '45

chernobyl '86

windows '95

the truth behind Hiroshima and Nagasaki

There was a spider....
*Sorry*

Once upon a time, a King wanted to have some fun...

.... He went on a podium and said loudly: "I will give half of my fortune to anyone who manages to tell me a lie that I, myself, admit that it's a lie."

An old man walked to the King and said: "I can draw rainbows wherever I want."

The King replied: "That's true, I saw you making one y...

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My trip to Japan

I went to Japan as a little boy. I was like 10 but it was a blast for me and others. First memory was from the airport when a fat man cut us off in the line to the airplane, but he got dropped off the flight as he didn't have his ticket, or maybe he lost his passport... I am splitting atoms anyway s...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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