What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?

Nuke, I am your father.

why did atomic number 29 go to music school

because he was a conductor

What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?

They had a fallout.

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Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

Fuck me I'm easily lead

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?

Because he wanted the world to lighten up.

Do you know they named the first nuclear cannon, Atomic Annie, after a woman instead of a man?

Because Atomic Adam sounded too Eve'il.

P.S. This is OC, so I really hope it _blows up._

[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny?

Perfect timing

Two guys decide that they'd go out drinking on the night before their exam.

Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn't take the test because one of the car's tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow....

Who’s your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

Atomic Particles

I just lost an atomic particle. I'm positive.

I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?


What do you do with atomic scientists when they die


What did the inert gases do when they discovered they were mono-atomic?

They won a noble prize

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