Atomic Jokes - 11 Hilarious Atomic Jokes

In a few minutes, a hypnotist convinced me that I’m a metal with atomic number 82.

Turns out I’m ….easily lead.

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What do you call sub-atomic sex?

A quantum entanglement.

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density.

They've called it the Moron.

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Did you know that an American president gave the order to drop two atomic bobs on Japan?

It's Truman

What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?

Nuke, I am your father.

Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?

Because he wanted the world to lighten up.

[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny?

Perfect timing

I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?

They had a fallout.

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