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Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density.

They've called it the Moron.

What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?

Nuke, I am your father.

What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

Fuck me I'm easily lead

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?

They had a fallout.

Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?

Because he wanted the world to lighten up.

Do you know they named the first nuclear cannon, Atomic Annie, after a woman instead of a man?

Because Atomic Adam sounded too Eve'il.

P.S. This is OC, so I really hope it _blows up._

[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny?

Perfect timing

Who’s your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle?

New-tron.

Atomic Particles

I just lost an atomic particle. I'm positive.

I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

What do you do with atomic scientists when they die

Barium

What did the inert gases do when they discovered they were mono-atomic?

They won a noble prize

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