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In a few minutes, a hypnotist convinced me that I’m a metal with atomic number 82.

Turns out I’m ….easily lead.

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What do you call sub-atomic sex?

A quantum entanglement.

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Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

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Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density.

They've called it the Moron.

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Did you know that an American president gave the order to drop two atomic bobs on Japan?

It's Truman

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What’s the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

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What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?

Nuke, I am your father.

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Why did Oppenheimer invent the atomic bomb?

Because he wanted the world to lighten up.

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[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny?

Perfect timing

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I Really Don't Like Atomic Science

Honestly, It's Such A Bohr.

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Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?

They had a fallout.

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