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Nuclear Bomb Jokes

What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?

Nuke, I am your father.

A nuclear bomb was dropped on Alabama

One family was killed

Since Russia took away Ukraine's Nuclear Bombs, what do they have now

Depleted Ukranium

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My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful.

It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your goodbye.

I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb...

...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

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Raid

I read this joke somewhere a while ago and remembered it today while talking to my hubby:
If the cockroaches survived nuclear bomb so what’s the hell is in Raid ?!

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My boyfriend told me he calls his "little ISIS"...

My boyfriend told me he calls his "little ISIS" because it's like a nuclear bomb in his pants.

I told him he should call it "little North Korea" because that nuclear bomb is dysfunctional.

A military airfield, a test of new aircrafts. A special commission is standing and watching.

Suddenly, a huge bomb falls off one plane, which was going to take off, and begins to roll in the direction of the commission. All fall to the ground, except the old colonel. The bomb rolls straight towards him. He stopped it with his foot, without removing the cigarette from his mouth.

...

The US military would be really disappointed

when it sits down to brainstorm a name for the nuclear bomb to be dropped on Kim Jong-un and realises that Fatman is already taken.

An Indian Chief was taking a week off in Las Vegas

After just two days, he had gambled away all his funds, so he sent a smoke signal back to his tribe asking them to wire him more money.

The tribe signalled back, saying "No way, you're being reckless with your money and we're not sending you any more!"

Just then, a nuclear bomb was det...

An old Soviet anecdote [WARNING: GORE]

A chief talks to his tribe:

— Are we the greatest tribe?

Entire tribe shouts:

— YES!!!

— Then we need our own nuclear bomb and a rocket to carry it!

— YES!!!

— Let's build them then.

The tribe chopped down the thickest and tallest tree in the forest, ...
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