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Nuclear Fission Jokes

Why did the Nuclear Power Plant have an aquarium built next to it?

To put all its nuclear fission.

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

An American, a German, and a Chinese man were all arguing over their drinks about whose country was the best.

An American, a German, and a Chinese man were all arguing over their drinks about whose country was the best.

The American started things off. "America invented the atomic bomb, discovered DNA, made the Internet, and went to the Moon. Without us, none of those things would have happened."
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