What did the clean Uranium bomb say to the DIRTY plutonium bomb?

P u

What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod?

Nuclear fission

I like you, in a plutonic way.

"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying.

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Who were the authors for the paper - Juggling 3 Plutonium balls with one hand?

Notta, Guud, Ideya et al.

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Plutonium smells just like shit.

Pu.

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There was a group of 1940s German mathematicians...

They told the world they had discovered the perfect ratio of plutonium to uranium in order to create fuel capable of space travel. They said it was simple, two parts plutonium, one part uranium. However, the rest of Europe didn't believe them because they were a bunch of fibbinazis.

The periodic table just got one block smaller

Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element

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