What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?

An ambulance, you racist!

Where did Sally go during the bombing

Everywhere

What did the English general say after a successful bombing raid on a city in southern France?

Be careful. At this point, they don't have much Toulouse.

A suicide bombing instructor addresses a group of new recruits.

"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"

Library of Congress bomber…

Yesterday’s attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching bombing Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :

-the Richmond Mall’s Supreme Food Court

-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave

-...

With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city

They’re aiming for Kabum

What do you call surfing terrorists who commit suicide bombings?

Radical

My dad worked for years as an actuary.

Back in the 1970s he travelled a lot for his work. This was during the time when hijackings, bombings and stuff like that weren’t too uncommon.

Being a statistician, he sat down one day and calculated the odds that a bomb would be on a plane that he was on. Turns out, he didn’t like the odd...

What do Reddit users say after bombing a jewellery store?

Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

Suicide Bombing School

Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students.
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Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!

My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

Being in Australia helped.

Suicide bombing is one of my favorite pastimes.

Once you try it, you'll never go back.

Did you hear about the bombing at the garment factory?

Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.

What are bombing instructors in Jihad camps getting tired of hearing?

"Ok Boomer"

What's the difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombings?

Once again, foreigners can do it better, cheaper, and more efficiently.

A mathematician is afraid of flying because of the risk of a terrorist bombing it in mid air. So he takes a bomb in his hand baggage

"The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero.

The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on suicide bombing...

"Now listen up closely everyone, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

Recently my rug got destroyed due to multiple explosions.

I guess you could call it a carpet bombing.

I haven't heard of many suicide bombings lately...

they seem to be dying off...

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What does a recovering-alcoholic vampire get after completing a suicide bombing mission?

72 virgin Bloody Marys

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