Someone once told me, "You have a tendency to twist people's meanings to suit yourself."
I replied, "I'll take that as a compliment."
Some word can have multiple meanings
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes ...
Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings
The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.
So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him...
Two Turkish people visited NY
They flew over 10 hours so they got hungry when they landed. Looking for options, they only have 3: Pizza for $5, Hamburger for $3 and Hot Dog for a dollar. As they don’t have much money, they decide to spend less and go for the Hot Dog. But they don’t know what that means. One of them has a pocket ...
When They Say Everything is Coming your Way, there’s 2 Meanings to that.
1.) Everything is going as you expected.
2.) You’re in the Wrong Lane.
I am offered a job in north-west part of India to write jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or similar sounding words.
Apparently, it's a pun-job!
What's the difference between 'there' and 'they're'?