After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.

What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?

Bisaxual

I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.

I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.

I have a friend who plays the Alto Sax and the Tenor Sax.

He is bi-saxual.

*I will show myself the door*

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Choir jokes: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But you have to wait for the whole world to revolve around her once before she’ll do it.

How many altos does it take?

Four. One to try it and three other to sit around and go, “That’s way too high. I’m not going up there.”

How many tenors?

At least 3. One to...

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar...

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.
An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Later, a D comes ...

A lovely, young couple wants to get married.

They approach the local priest to set up their wedding. The couple and the priest begin to discuss plans for their big day.

"We both play the Alto saxophone. Could we play a song during the ceremony?"

The priest says: "No, I'm not sure if that will work. Can one of you play tenor?"
...

Crossword help please:

9 Across: Pavarotti gets Angry. (5,5)


Sorry my mistake, that's Tenor Cross.

What's the difference between puberty and musical notes?

Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.

A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns

His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:

Hey, are my puns a tenor what?

Only in America

A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth...

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Talented Pets

A tramp goes into a bar and says to the barman 'Gimme a shot of your finest whiskey and I'll show you something amazing.'

The barman agrees and the tramp pulls out a hamster from his pocket and puts it on the piano stool. The hamster then begins to play the most incredible music that anyone i...

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So a duck walks into a bar

DUCK hey

BARTENDER Holy shit, you can speak?

DUCK Yeah, I can sing tenor opera too goddammit, you wanna pick your jaw of the goddam bar and get me a cold beer an a cheese sam'ich?

BARTENDER Sure thing, sorry, comin' right up. So, ah, you new around here?

DUCK Yeah I'm jus...

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