After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.
Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.
I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
I have a friend who plays the Alto Sax and the Tenor Sax.
He is bi-saxual.
*I will show myself the door*
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
A lovely, young couple wants to get married.
They approach the local priest to set up their wedding. The couple and the priest begin to discuss plans for their big day.
"We both play the Alto saxophone. Could we play a song during the ceremony?"
The priest says: "No, I'm not sure if that will work. Can one of you play tenor?" ...
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar...
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Later, a D comes ...
What's the difference between puberty and musical notes?
Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.
A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns
His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend:
Hey, are my puns a tenor what?
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A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth...
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So a duck walks into a bar
BARTENDER Holy shit, you can speak?
DUCK Yeah, I can sing tenor opera too goddammit, you wanna pick your jaw of the goddam bar and get me a cold beer an a cheese sam'ich?
BARTENDER Sure thing, sorry, comin' right up. So, ah, you new around here?
DUCK Yeah I'm jus...
I"ve been learning to play the piano...
...and my neighbor heard my practicing and came over to ask a couple of questions. First he asked if I can play tenor, and I wanted to know what that meant. He said ten or twenty miles away. Then he asked if I can play solo, and I wondered what he was talking about, of course I play solo. No...
A tramp goes into a bar and says to the barman 'Gimme a shot of your finest whiskey and I'll show you something amazing.'
The barman agrees and the tramp pulls out a hamster from his pocket and puts it on the piano stool. The hamster then begins to play the most incredible music that anyone i...