Student: Can I borrow a pencil?

**Teacher:** I don't know, can you borrow a pencil?

**Student:** Aha, but I clearly meant to ask for permission. Since you and the rest of the class understood my intent perfectly well, and the word "may" to show permission is rapidly falling out of fashion, there is nothing wrong with asking...

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A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara [NSFW]

A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day, the camel dies with little warning. As they dust themselves off, the nun and priest appraise their situation. After a long silence, the priest states:
'Well, sister, this looks to be pretty serious.'
'I know, father. As a...

The newspaper lacks nuance

Everything’s black and white
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Garry comes to ask the general what's the definition for nuance(russian joke)

The general tells him to take down his pants and bend over. Garry was shocked but what the general said, but did what he told him anyway. Then the general took his dick out and shoved it in Garry's ass.

\- You see Garry. By the looks of it, you have a dick inside of an ass, and I have a dick ...

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A soldier goes to his officer and asks him the meaning of the word "nuance". Officer tells him to pull down his pants and bend over. The soldier does so and the officer puts his dick in soldier's butt.

-Now see here, private. You have a dick in the ass and I have a dick in the ass. But there'...

My uncle started a cult,

...And married twenty women. People are telling me it’s a terrible situation, but I think there’s a lot of nuance.

What's black and white and red all over?

A communist with no sense of nuance.

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

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