Meaningless Jokes

Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

Think about the guy who makes turn signals at the BMW factory.

He was such a great pilot.

Love without life is necrophilia.

I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

A nileist

It's what it's.

remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights

I'm an ex-stencilist

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.


One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

A cat walks into a bar and sees an empty counter. He saunters up to the bartender and asks for a shot of whiskey.

The bartender looks at the cat and says, "Rough day, huh? Maybe you should try chasing a laser pointer. That always seems to cheer me up."

The cat glances at the bartender ... read more

it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless

He mentions, "You know, without the right context, my findings are absolutely meaningless."

Later on the news...

"On the headlines today, a world-renowned scientist has claimed his findings are absolutely meaningless."

They weren't expecting to read that ultimately, their life is meaningless and that nothing they do matters in the grand scheme of things.

David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet.” Noted for its brute realism, the book’s message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called “Kierkegaard... read more

Bi-weekly the head monk teaches a class of young monks the way of their order. One particular class began with the head monk explaining that while the world is full of hidden meaning, objects are nothing but themselves, and thus meaningless. The head monk said 'you see children, this vase I hold is ... read more

A moth goes into a dietitian's office looking very unwell.


The dietitian goes, "What seems to be the problem?"


The moth replies, "Where to start, doc? Each day I wake up at 6:00 a.m. next to a moth wife I once loved, who I have slowly drifted away from over the days. Her once... read more