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A first-year college student found himself repeatedly impressed by the wit and wisdom of the philosophy majors he'd met...

A first-year college student found himself repeatedly impressed by the wit and wisdom of the philosophy majors he'd met. One day he plucked up the nerve to ask one of them, "So how come all you philosophy majors are so smart?" 

"Oh, that's no mystery," the philosophy major answered. "We've al...

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I can't believe how low the standards have gotten with porn majors at University

They're passing everyone with several D's these days.

When English Majors Marry...

'I now pronouns you he and she'

Three engineering majors

Three engineering majors were discussing who designed the human body.

The first one said "It had to be a mechanical engineer; the body has hundreds of joints."

The second one says "It had to be an electrical engineer; the nervous system has thousands of electrical connections."

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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

# Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What do you call philosophy majors making fun if each other?

Socrateasin

Myself, along with a small group of fellow Chemistry majors have been close friends since our college days.

I guess you could say that we have developed strong bonds.

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