For all of his faults, Hitler was noteworthy as a dedicated artist.
In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker.
I wanna become a musical comedian
Sadly, none of my jokes are noteworthy...
I loved being a musician.
But eventually I found out I wasn't noteworthy enough.
In a interview, my boss asked me, "Why do you think you should work here?"
I said, "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
I then tried crushing cans for recycling, but I quit because it was soda-pressing....
A student writes her parent's, "Deare$t Mom and Dad,
college i$ going well. I am making many friend$ and learning lot$. But $omething i$ mi$$ing, I ju$t wi$h I knew what it wa$. Anyway$, be$t wi$hes and I'll talk to you again $oon.
Her parents respond,
Dearest Daughter, NOthing makes us happier than kNOwing you're doing well. We NOtic...
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A lumber yard joke.
The owner of a lumber yard is interviewing people for a job in his lumber yard. He has several applicants that day and none of them are particularly noteworthy until a blind man walks in. Obviously confused the owner says " um, sir how do you propose you are to work in my lumber yard if you can't se...